Football phrases that annoy you

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  1. churtonred

    churtonred Well-Known Member

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    There's a female analyst on rte, she's a Dub. Answers every question asked of her with "Listen..." .
    It does my head in. We ARE listening. That's why you're s itting there. So we can listen to you. Assuming we've not gone to make a cup of tea!
    The explanation could be that a broad Dublin accent is really, really hard to listen to and she's used to folk wandering off.
     
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    Emmm, just in case you've forgotten, you're living with a Dub....if I can get over you dropping every word of three letters or less from a sentence, you can get over a fecking Dub accent! :)
     
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    churtonred Well-Known Member

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    Lol, oops!
     
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    It smacks of self-importance, demanding that the listener who is already listening listens (try saying that after a few guinnesses* :D).

    *'guinnesses' or 'guiny'?
     
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    On the front foot.
     
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    Got a good touch ..... for a big man
     
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    Bang average (why does mediocrity make a noise?)

    We go again.

    On that fateful night in the Nou Camp…
     
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    " We want to win football matches"
    "The group"

    Very Chris Wilder
     
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    S#:thousery

    Why is cheating praised/ celebrated
     
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    And now we cross over to Lee Hendrie for second half commentary :(
     
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    Time for the team to gel.
    Bloody hate that phrase.
     
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    And as an iFollow watcher of most away games I would say they are usually on the opposite side to where the camera is, at away games I mean
     
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    Ifollow classics

    Hacks it forward…WTF

    At this moment in time….try using now
     
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    Wilder was obsessed with that - he managed to get “the football club” into every other sentence
     
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    ‘Your Liverpools, your Chelseas, your Man Uniteds…”
     
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    My argument being mainly related to audio commentary, but also if you have paid for I follow video, you definitely know which team Barnsley is.
    If it's audio it's meaningless, because you can't see.

    Of much more use would be:
    "Barnsley kicking towards the Ponty End." Then we can all visualise it.
     
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    Real fan & better fan.
     
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    They think it’s all over

    It’s coming home
     
  19. Red

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    Recently had an on-going dispute with BT - spoke to a number of their agents in different parts of the country - usually ended up having a heated discussion - then I was put through to 'Clodagh in Dublin' ( I always make a note of the name of the person I'm speaking to!) Anyway she had the softest gentlest voice and took the wind out of my sails completely - I almost gave in on my argument!
    (Next person I spoke to was a rough Geordie - more at ease with him!)

    moving on - sometimes hear it about a footballer giving 110% or 150% - these %'s used in other contexts as well - you can't give more than a 100% - or can you ??
     
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    as we Celts know - 'it hasn't come home for a while!'
     
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