GB News 'Alternative Match of the Day'

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  1. JamDrop

    JamDrop Well-Known Member

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    Did anyone watch? I saw on Twitter that they were going to do an hour-long show, with no footage as they had no rights to any, but the clips are so bad.



    It's more parody than a parody could ever be.
     
    JamDrop, Mar 12, 2023
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    WTAF
     
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    They’ll all be looking for new jobs soon.. :)
     
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    Imagine the mind of the person who watches that and thinks, yes, this is great television.
     
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    Archey Well-Known Member

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    Also, what's wrong with tofu?

    Never tried it myself, but I didn't understand the gag about tofu. Is that something that the closed minded just find generally offensive too?
     
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    Does anybody actually watch GB News, for anything other than seeing how much beyond satire it is?
     
    leythtyke, Mar 13, 2023
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    There's nothing wrong with eating tofu.

    Just like there's nothing wrong with being gay, bisexual, trans, giving a toss about injustice and vulnerable people (otherwise known as being "woke") or wanting the best for everyone rather than just a select few (otherwise known as being a "lefty"). Well, unless you're a GBN presenter/viewer, who try their hardest to be on on the morally wrong side of literally every argument.
     
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    There’s an American vegan who was made to change his ILOVETOFU license plate, as it was deemed offensive to right wing snowflakes.
    I occasionally tune in to GB news hoping to see Rees Mogg or John Cleese, but they’re never on.
    That fella in JD’s clip thinks he’s a sausage expert, but was fooled by a vegan product live on the Jeremy Vine programme. Then complained about being duped.
    We need people like this to make the rest of us look sane.. :)
     
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    What a time to be alive, when Gary Lineker is being censored for publicly disagreeing with the government's abhorrent stance on immigration. And the alternative is GB news being free to put out this hateful pile of steaming dog turd.

    The irony is, the shortened version of match of the dat, probably still attracted considerably more viewers than GB news.
     
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    I’m vegan, but tofu is horrid unless you can really cook. :eek:
     
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    In Maine, of all places..:eek:
    https://www.pbs.org/newshour/nation...-plate-ensnared-in-states-vulgarity-crackdown
     
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    These days, if you say you love tofu...
     
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    According to the right wing narrative if you care at all about social justice and equality you're either effeminate and weak or have your hair cropped and wear comfortable shoes, and you eat Tofu three times a day.
     
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    I don't need to watch it to know how bad it is. Like talksport but for "issues" of the day.
     
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    I wonder which of them actually believe what they're saying, and which of them are like Tucker Carlson, lying to stir up hatred.
     
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    Quite right.
     
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    @dreamboy3000
     
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    I'd certainly rather be accused of eating tofu than be a massive ball bag.
     
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    THAT’s what it tastes like, thank you.. :)
    Though you wouldn’t put your ball bag in a press.. :eek:
     
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    To the non woke Tofu is like a red rag
    Almost the only people who eat it are vegans or vegitarians . Most of those are generally caring people who dont like animal cruelty and are probably more compassionate about humans as well
    Of course they are enemies of the red meat eating racist homophobic gammons
     
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