Erling Haaland

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  1. ime

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    Last Tuesday played 63 minutes scored 5
    Tonight played 62 minutes scored 3

    = 125 minutes 8 goals
     
    imer red, Mar 18, 2023
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    Almost as prolific as Mr c
     
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    Can we borrow him for the playoffs?
     
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    Just for 20 minutes would do.
     
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    I still don’t think he’s human. He doesn’t look human. He looks and acts like an android.
     
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    He’s straight from Westworld
     
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    If only if they had kept him on for the full 90 minutes in both games
     
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    Those stats suggest his bubble's burst. He'll be lucky to score 2 in 60 minutes next time out
     
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    the guy is a machine, and to think he was built in leeds is astounding
     
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    Mine were from midfield..:)
     
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    The guy is a freak of nature.

    6ft 5 beast with speed and control and composure.
     
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    So, he’s getting worse?
     
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    mel machin would ev dropped him
     
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    He reminds me of Kayode Odejayi.
     
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    His Mam was a heptathelete. It’s in the jeans.. :)
     
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    They signed him straight from Rocky 4.
     
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    Just the 6 hatricks so far this season.
     
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    Only plays 60 minutes per game. He's stealing a living. :)
     
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    An absolute beast. He will break no end of records over the next few seasons
     
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    Saw him in play in the Champions league game and he his an absolute machine. Didn’t realise just how difficult he must be to play against till I saw him live.
     
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