If Charlie isn't your king...

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  1. Archey

    Archey Well-Known Member

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    Who would you crown?

    Been drawing up a shortlist:

    Pat Sharp
    Dave Benson-Phillips
    Craig Charles
    Paul Gascoigne
    Bez

    A king for the people of modern Britain.
     
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    Michael Duff, on a part time basis obvs.
     
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  4. Archey

    Archey Well-Known Member

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    Ronnie Glavin
     
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    People say that football's boring,
    Ronnie Glavin's always scoring,
    Can you hear the Ponty roaring,
    Glavin is the King...:)
     
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    When all else fails bring in Big Sam
     
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    Elvis or Rodney.
     
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    To obvious :D:D:D
     
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    I don't want a king, I'll nominate Dawn French and Jenifer Saunders for joint queen.
     
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    I'd quite like a cavalier king Charles spaniel as head of state. Out of respect to that poor nice bloke who got his head chopped off.
     
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    I’d want us to live in an autonomous collective.
     
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    People say that footballs boring
    Can you hear the Ponty roaring
    Glavin is our king.

    Ronnie. Today. Tomorrow. Always.
     
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    His holiness Tony Blair would be lovely. If not Ant or Dec
     
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    The robes would be cheap
     
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    We can get shut of the King and replace him with a consortium led by Paul Conway
     
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    Martin Bullocks ... obvs.
     

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