Jonson Clarke-Harris

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  1. Tyk

    Tyketical Masterstroke Well-Known Member

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    We all know that you can never trust anyone with two Christian names, but what sort of absolute fraudster has three surnames?

    Fůcking disgusting. I'd dock points for impersonating a firm of chartered accountants.
     
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    What about Trent Alexander-Arnold? Two first names as his surname, and a surname as his first name.
     
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    or Kiernan Dewsbury-Hall
    Surname as his first name and National trust property as his surname
     
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    :D
     
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    Forest v Southampton last night was more hyphenated than a Bullingdon Club reunion.
     
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    What about Norbreck Castle-Hotel.
    Lad from Blackpool, don't know who he plays for now.
     
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    Business idea. Name exchange.
    People like George Michael could swap with someone like Clarke Oduor and become George Clarke and Michael Oduor, all for a nominal fee of course.

    People with two forenames or two surnames could perhaps donate one for people like Meryl Streep who has no discernible names at all, to purchase for a reasonable brokerage fee.

    Has to be a winner.
     
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    Laughing
     
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    I can't like this enough.
     
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    Lynn Folds-Wood

    I bet she does.
     
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    While we're at it:
    Rip Torn whose parents were clearly wanting a Thesaurus rather than a boy.
    Penn Jillete named after things his dad kept in plastic cups.
     
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    That is also in the form of
    Tory PM, Tory Chancellor, Paedo

    Sunak Sunak-Savile would be a good one
     
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    Terrence Trent D'arby

    The river Trent actually does go through Derby so well done to Terry's mum and dad.
     
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    Thatcher Lawson-Glitter
     
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    Blair Brown-Duke-of-York
     
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    Pitt The Younger Kwarteng-TommyTyke
     
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    Forbes Phillipson Masters.

    No really, Im sure that was a players real name. :rolleyes:
     
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    Maybe once upon a time :-(
     
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    Richard Crème De Menthe Frappe, half brother of Dick Advocaat.
     
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    I thought he was probably the best player on the pitch on Sunday. Scored their first and then did some solid defensive work when we had corners and free kicks.

    I doubt he'll be there next season if they fail to go up.
     
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