How to spot a sky sports subscriber, from a genuine football fan..

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  1. Hooky feller

    Hooky feller Well-Known Member

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    Part timer. ;)
     
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    Haha :)
     
  3. Hooky feller

    Hooky feller Well-Known Member

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    This ******** over who's a better fan doesn't wash with me mate. Different priorities. Affordability. Just 2 of the reasons that make a mockery of the claims. 1 bloke said tuther day. I hope we don't give some of the north stand to home fans cos they couldn't be arsed to go to the Peterborough game last week. Mind boggles.
     
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    Told him that but he wasn't having any of it - don't go away so not loyal
     
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    'Reyt Fan Alert' is my favourite phrase of social media abuse.
     
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    Could you pinpoint the exact number of matches you've attended? I wouldn't have a clue.

    It'd make for a great quiet time thread in June or July!
     
  7. LiverpoolRed

    LiverpoolRed Well-Known Member

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    Average games a season x 45 :)
     
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    Hooky feller Well-Known Member

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    Just say to him. Have you been to as many games as Kelvin. Then call him a part timer. Btw Kelvin would never say anything so pretentious.
     
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    O.k superfan.
     
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  10. Mr C

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    Super dooper fan, if you don’t mind.? :p
     
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    You're too lazy to break wind in the first place
     
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    Mr C is a super fan. Although I may have got a little mixed up!
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    Brilliant! :D:D
     
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  14. Mr C

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    I’m so super, I’ve seen Mads play twice. His first game beating Fulham. & recently against Wednesday. I have 100% record in the last 4 seasons. If it’s unwavering loyalty & optimism you want, I’m your human. I can’t see life in any other way. Had my fill of tragedy.
    Such is my failing little life. I’m determined to jinx the Reds on Friday. Have already booked cabs there & home.. :)
     
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    If I were fit enough to go next Friday, I would, old mate.
     
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    I’d argue ‘proper fans’ enjoy a nice juicy burger and onions on their way to the ground :p
     
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    From 1985 until about 2006 i could probably go through the fixture lists and tell you with at least 95% accuracy the games i went to, and at a push the scorers and something about the game. From that point on until post Covid i'd have to guess and wouldnt have a clue about scorers, what happened or pretty much whether i was there or not. How does that work?
     
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  18. Tyke The Tree-Frog

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    Likewise, bud, but alas I shall be cheering on from the sofa - with a cup of tea in one hand and covering my eyes with the other!
     
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    For the rest of us who aren't in on the joke, why is this funny and why do you think you're superior?
     
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    And sup at least 3 pints during the half time interval.
     

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