It's "Good day mi' lord" and if plural " one for sorrow two for joy etc". If you don't see a second Magpie it's bad luck if you didn't salute properly. Three hail Mary's.
I must admit I'm very nervous. I'd better pop out to Safeway now for my grocery shopping, so I'm ready to hit the brewpubs this afternoon from 14:00, or maybe 15:00 onwards.
I just hope there's no moaning afterwards about the ref if we haven't, for once and for a change, really got verbally collectively stuck in to him if he does things to deserve it. Poor refs get far too easy a ride off us imho compared to almost any other ground I've been to in the last couple of seasons. And a bit of the 'Cheer Up Mark McGhee' for Ian Evatt?
I'm wondering which brief has gobe out to the match officials ftom the EFL. 1: We want two big clubs in the Final or 2: We want a Yorkshire derby or 3: Do what you want, we don't bloody care!
We’re not on iFollow are we.? Do I become a reight hypocritical w*nker & allow sky sports inside my house? Decisions, decisions.? Ethical ones at that..
I’m already lining up which houses to rob first. I’ll try to restrict myself to Wednesday gaffs, but no promises..
I'm not there t'neight, i just want to wish you all at Oakwell the best of luck, av a great night, hopefully we'll win, i'm a fan and will remain a fan whatever the outcome. I'm in London last weekend in May an winning t'neight will be the icing on the cake, i've fancied a Barnsley, Wednesday final and i want my dream to come true, Yooooooo Reeeeeds.
No word of a lie I’ve just found play off final tickets from 2016 which I didn’t even know I still had, gotta be a sign, I’m pretty sure I’ve just single handedly won us promotion with that You can thank me all later
My bum is squeaky as hell but though feeling a little more assured as Duff clapped the ground. In a hotel with dodgy internet so I've been all around my room looking for optimal WiFi reception and I'm sat next the room door so hopefully no buffering. Here we go - you reds
I've got no commentary yet on ESPN+, although I do have the crowd noise. I can't use iFollow, as they are out of sync with the TV. Fingers crossed they'll get it sorted.