Bumholes

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  1. Spr

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    Crusty windpipe.
     
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    ANUS -

    or as they say in Merthyr - TWLL TIN

    (with apologies for lowering the tone of this thread!)
     
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    Arseholes. Or in the USA. Assholes.
    In Australia. = Freckles. :eek:
    Mi mates face is covered in Bumholes. :eek::)


    Reminds me of the Jasper Carrott tale when he introduced the word Zits from visiting the US.

    Jasper (J) to chemist (C).
    "Can I have some cream for my facial spots."

    C " The common term over here sir is Zits. Do you have anything as a term that you call em."

    J "We do indeed. Bo11ox"

    C " So if I pop over to the UK. I'd ask for cream for my bo11ox "

    J " Yes sir"
     
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    All depends whose bumholes. Some would be more acceptable than others.
     
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    Read my Edit Ian.
    Once heard Jasper Carrot tell that tale on his tv series. Creased me up.
     
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    Grandma's tea towel holder

    Baloon knot
     
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    That time my ex-wife rang me and asked if I could pop round to our old house to help her clear out her back passage...
     
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    ha!

    my mother in law once phoned to say she couldn't come to our house as she was having her back passage laminated !
     
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