to Duff's move to Swanage? I googled it and they don't even have a professional football team. Was it just his family seaside summer holiday or summat?
The river he is referring referencing to is a place in Barnsley next to the Cemetery via Cemetery road A small stream leading to I believe what now is a fishing lake or pond. And indeed it is called /referred to as the Swanny No idea how the Barnsley Swanny is actually spelt Or why it’s called that Maybe a play on the actual Swannee river