My mate's a helicopter pilot

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  1. Dys

    Dyson Well-Known Member

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    And he's just had Neerav in the back & he dropped off the Lithuanian U13s transgender team head physio at their hostel.

    Make of it what you will.
     
    Dyson, Jul 4, 2023
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    Could this be linked to the "big news"? :)
     
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    Dyson Well-Known Member

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    I couldn't say. My mate is very discrete & wouldn't share anything beyond that.
     
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    Can confirm truth in the OP.
     
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    Sounds like the start of a horror film.
     
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    Or a Half man half biscuit track
     
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    A mate of mine who knows his stuff and is usually spot on with his information told me similar.

    Only nothing will be announced until there's some reassurances over the board setting a tubigrip quota.
     
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    Disturbing.. :eek:
     
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    Halcyon days….
     
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    Your mate sounds like a right chopper………..pilot
     
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    Fifteen years! Just checked. That's how long me & my helicopter pilot mate have been mates.
     
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    x11barnsley Well-Known Member

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    Time flies
     
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    Best transgender window ever.
     
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    Vilnius is the capital of Lithuania - Riga the capital of Latvia - these countries often confused.

    I hope the helicopter pilot dropped off the physio in the right country.

    Charles Bronson was Lithuanian.
     
    Red-Taff., Jul 4, 2023
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    This thread reminded me of a little incident that took place in the old night club just outside Donny bus station back end of the 70s....
    At the time I was working at Lyons bakery along with my two mates, one a waste fork truck driver, one who worked on the unimix making both caramel and also the marzipan for the battenberg cake, myself I made the cream for Swiss rolls /cup cakes....
    At the time the oil rigs were just coming into their own, wages were high and the job its self was considered to be prestigious
    My two mates are stood behind a pillar that I was leaning on, chatting away with two lasses, who if I'm honest were being fed that much bull sh 1t by my mates about how dangerous it was working on the rigs you could almost smell it, the pair of them laying it on with a trowel the girls hanging on to every word in awe of their exploits...rig this rig that went on for about 10 minutes
    about this time I was almost empty so I drank the dregs of my pint of coke ( I was driving ) , went to the bar and returned with ...a drink for the three of us...on returning and handing the lads their lager, the girls unaware that I'd been stood behind the pillar let alone that I was out with the lads turned to me and said what do you do on, before she could say anything else I Interrupted sharply and said...... I take these two silly buggers to work....
    The looks I got off my mates within seconds were like daggers as they both went wide eyed then the ten yard stare of shut up yet with panic wrote all over their faces
    One of the girls snapped, her voice really Co cky went onto her high horse with the Hilda Baker shoulder shrug and snarled YOU CANT DO these two work on an OIL RIG
    I replied ever so gentle .....I know they do like I've already stated I take them to work....
    Looking down her nose at me she came back...Do you work on the oil rigs...
    I replied no....
    I Fly the Helicopter that takes them to the rigs....
    and with that I turned away and walked off closely followed by two girls who wanted to get to know me better....lol
    I don't think my two mates really forgave me for that master piece lol
     
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    Smooth talkin' ******* :D.
     
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    I were lol
     
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    And I suppose in that time you’ve had your share of ups and downs!
     
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    never call them choppers they're known as "cabs"
     
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    Who made you the chopper copper? :D
     
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