I’m a 17 year old lad…

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  1. Terry Nutkins

    Terry Nutkins Well-Known Member

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    Good to see you back, yer big get hairy fecker.

    You'll be pleased to know that I am a regular shaver, a new, sharp blade is a must. I've been pube less for the last 15 years. Definitely helps to get Blowies off the wife.

    When I went to Oz for a year back in the 90s my mate pulled a bird, who was a nurse.

    We were all chillin' in the lounge of our house, when we discussed shaving ones balls and she just blurted out, 'I shave Men at Work'.

    My mate quick as a flash went, 'What? Them who sang Down Under?'

    Proper p1ssed me sen.
     
    Terry Nutkins, Jul 11, 2023
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    Terry Nutkins Well-Known Member

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    Huw might get it at some point mate.
     
    Terry Nutkins, Jul 11, 2023
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    To be fair they didn't really have a leg to stand on given the state of minges in @Scarthy 's day.
     
    Tyketical Masterstroke, Jul 11, 2023
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    Kin'ell - that's a bit harsh (much like the wire wooled fannies of the late 80's)
     
    Scarthy, Jul 11, 2023
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    Scarthy Well-Known Member

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    Ha Ha - I love that !

    I'm not sure I can do it - maybe a little trim up but not the full Monty. Not without some written confirmation from your wife that I'm on for a blowie
     
    Scarthy, Jul 11, 2023
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    might be controversial but there's a lot of parents out there that shouldn't have had kids, because they weren't or never will be ready to look after children
     
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    Goodness me!!... they don't write threads like this anymore do they.

    Err yes they do, all the time on here. :eek:
     
    Acido Tyke, Jul 11, 2023
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