Saw this earlier and laughed. Immediately thought of you. Young Dave and Jennifer Finch from L7. The look on her face - "Jesus, does he literally have to gatecrash everything anybody does!?". Ha ha!
Whenever I hear Pretend That We're Dead, all I can think about is a flying tampon at the Reading Festival. And The Word.
I went to bed on the Saturday night of that Reading Festival in a tent in a dry field. I woke up with it 6 inches deep in mud. I slept through the storm. I also apparently met my wife on the Sunday night - although all I can remember is setting my trainers on fire while I was trying to dry them out. I was wearing them at the time...
Great skills all round! I won't ask about what substances had entered your system over the course of the weekend!