Humbled you found it. I wrote it under my nom-de-plume, J.R Hartley. Because as I wrote in chapter 3, "Tips & Tricks", ......... "one shouldn't blow one's own trumpet"
2 lads pi55ing in the toilet, one sez fook me the waters cold, an the other sez aye its foookin deep an all
I can only presume you’re all buying them for your partners? Edit: just seen the small print. I thought it was marital advice.