Little things that piss you off……..!!!

I’ll start, we’ve been out for some tear tonight and I got soup for starter……..why the **** do they give you 1 piece of bread????? It’s as if there’s a shortage and your on rations……im a grown blowk for Christ sake!!!

Anyhow though we was average at best for 30 mins then looked the part the remainder.

#you7nil1sliceofbreadreds

 

Why would you want to fill up on bread before your meal arrives though? Soup and multiple slices of bread could be the whole meal (if it was lunchtime for example), a starter is just a taster.

 

My annoyance is folks in the turnstile que that haven't got their season ticket with them and can't find their digital pass on their phone

 

Folk that press the Pelican crossing button & then don't wait for the red man to change to green, we did win 7-0 though so I'm happy enough

 

Folk who throw rubbish on floor ESPECIALLY when there's a flaming bin near.

 

I always have 7 slices of bread

 

Folk who moan about starters as though it's their mains

 

Totally with you on that.

You've been in the queue for 5-10 minutes and the fact that you are now expected to produce your ticket is somehow a surprise to you???

Were you not expecting that bit?

Have it ready to show and do everyone a favour.

And don't even get me started on those absolute cap ends who scan their shopping at a self serve till, pay for it and then individually lift their shipping item by item into the bag they have with them - PUT THE FKING BAG ON FIRST YOU TWONK!! - Just doubled the work needed for yourselves and slowed everyone down at the same time.

Press the button that says yous have your own bag and put it on first!!

 

Then they have to wait for the woman to come and scan her little card to get the machine working again

 

Why would I want to have a slither of French stick to dip in my soup?? A go out to get full not to have a child’s size starter

 

This also winds me up too…….if I’m not having a jar with my diner I’ll have a lime n soda, they then proceed to put a tiny droplet of lime into the glass like there putting gold in it the tight ********!!!!!

 

After the first 15 minutes, I thought we were in for a hiding and Cole's first goal was completely against the run of play. But a great interception, a superb cross and cool finish and we were on our way. Goals change games so let's not forget that great save from Roberts not long before the first goal.

 

Supermarket..ya queue up while cashier puts stuff through for person in front then at that moment when he/she sez to customer " that will be XXX" amount the realisation that ya have to pay strikes the @#*& who then starts to rummage for a card or money.....jesus

 

When a project manager at work sends me an email. And then sends me a Teams chat message to tell me she's sent me an email.

 

One of my flat mates was like that at uni. Absolutely wound me up. He’d wait until everything was bagged and then finally get his wallet out and some money when asked. He’d then put his wallet away whilst they typed it in and got his change. He’d then get his wallet BACK OUT and put his change away, put his wallet away and then finally pick up his shopping and get out of everybody’s way.

 

Oh, and she has a bloody annoying habit of splitting what could be once sentence into several messages on Teams, so my laptop is pinging like a demented budgie.

"I sent you an invite"
*ping*
"For the meeting with <customer>"
*ping*
"Tomorrow"
*ping*

 

Respond using single words until she gets the message.
"Yes"
*ping*
"that's"
*ping*
"fine"
*ping*
"See"
*ping*
"you"
*ping*
"there"

 

Folk who drive at 40mph everywhere.......40 in a 30, they're up my @rse, 40 in a 60, I'm up their @rse.

 

Folk who say;
Keckle - kettle
Miggle - middle
Megal - metal