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  1. dearnevalleyviper

    dearnevalleyviper Well-Known Member

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    A small boy got lost at a shopping centre, so he approached a uniformed security guard and said, "I've lost my granddad!"
    "The guard asked, "What's he like?"
    The little boy hesitated for a moment and then replied,
    "Gin and tonic and women with big tits."
     
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    dearnevalleyviper Well-Known Member

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    Tell that to the kids of today and they won't believe a word of it.:)
     
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    Sexist joke.
     
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    What’s the difference between an egg, a carpet and a good hwank? You can beat an egg and you can beat a carpet but you can’t beat a good hwank. Boom boom
     
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    What's the difference between light and hard?
    You can get to sleep with a light on!
     
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    Aye, but tha can wake up with a hard on.
     
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    The hypocrisy of eggs.
     
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    PADDY'S LAST WILL -
    Paddy was on his deathbed and knew the end was near.
    His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons are with him at his home in Belfast.
    He asks for 2 independent witnesses to be present and a camcorder be in place to record his last wishes.
    When all is ready he begins to speak:
    "My son Seamus, I want you to take the houses in Cultra."
    "My daughter Geraldine, you take the apartments over in Malone Road."
    "My son Patrick Junior, I want you to take the offices in the City centre."
    "Bridget, my dear wife, please take all the residential properties on the Upper Lisburn Road ."
    The nurse and witnesses are blown away. They did not realize the extent of Paddy's wealth. As he slips away, the nurse says to his wife, " Mrs O'Shaughnessy, my deepest condolences. Your husband must have been such a hard-working and wonderful man to have accumulated all this property"..
    "Property?”, his wife replies. “The ****** had a window cleaning round."
     
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    I accidentally wore a green T-shirt in Asda...Long story short I’m now covering Sandra’s shift on Thursday
     
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    Glad there is somewhere debating the important issues of today, that we as a society need to know.

     
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    Just been to town to get one of those invisible hearing aids. The assistant couldn't find any.
     
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