“Poor old fool,” thought the well-dressed gentleman as he watched an old man fish in a puddle outside a pub. So he invited the old man inside for a drink. As they sipped their whiskys, the gentleman thought he’d humour the old man and asked, “So how many have you caught today?” The old man replied, “You’re the eighth.”
A penguin goes into a pub. At the bar, the peanuts say, “Nice tie Mr!” In the toilets, the condom machine says, “You look stupid in that tie.” So he complains to the barman. The barman says, “The peanuts are complimentary but the condom machine is out of order.”
just heard this one from Tony on SOTS. Have you tried blindfold archery? No? You don't know what you're missing.
When you’re trying to enjoy a beer but can’t help but wonder what multiverse you’ve fallen into https://www.tiktok.com/@mellow_company/video/7282684380013808903?is_from_webapp=1
Not the finest hour for my home town… well, city these days. Been doing the rounds for a while that vid.
You’re a Scawthorpe lad, right? So you’ll know that the only relatively’normal’ one on that video, the lass dancing, is actually a bloke from Bentley. They were on about that clip on Radio X, recently, labelled’my new favourite pub’ on YouTube, and actually told the story of someone who travelled to Doncaster, from Australia, just to visit that pub.