On a trek through the jungle last year I got hit on the head by a falling tree. Terrible headache. I looked in supplies for some painkillers but there weren't any.............the parrots ate 'em all.
“I worry about ridiculous things, you know, how does a guy who drives a snowplough get to work in the morning… that can keep me awake for days.”
“I used to go out with a giraffe. Used to take it to the pictures and that. You’d always get some bloke complaining that he couldn’t see the screen. It’s a giraffe, mate. What do you expect? ‘Well he can take his hat off for a start!’”