Made me laugh

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    Meanwhile in the Owls club shop

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    On a trek through the jungle last year I got hit on the head by a falling tree. Terrible headache. I looked in supplies for some painkillers but there weren't any.............the parrots ate 'em all.
     
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    Next time I buy a pair of shoes I'm gonna get the ones that fasten with Velcro. Why knot?
     
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    “I worry about ridiculous things, you know, how does a guy who drives a snowplough get to work in the morning… that can keep me awake for days.”
     
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    “I used to go out with a giraffe. Used to take it to the pictures and that. You’d always get some bloke complaining that he couldn’t see the screen. It’s a giraffe, mate. What do you expect? ‘Well he can take his hat off for a start!’”
     
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    Don't bother. Velcro's a rip-off
     
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    I've taken up the sport of blindfold archery
    You should try it
    You don't know what you're missing
     
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    see my post of 7October (p 201)
     
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    He can't he is still wearing the blindfold
     
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    Not done blindfold archery but Jimmy Saville once fixed it for me to milk a cow blindfolded.
     
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    Urrrgh gross lol.
     
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    Who, oops :) what was in the other hand.
     
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    Hows (about) that then. :)
     
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    That's worse lol
     
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    Here's Frank Spencer and an early version of Victor Meldrew, desperately trying not to laugh. :rolleyes:

     
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    And here's the classic comedy comeback, about Mr Pike. :p

     
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