Help required re. tomorrow's match and wife's special birthday.

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  1. Wilmersdorfer Winky

    Wilmersdorfer Winky Well-Known Member

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    Go out for a meal. Please don’t watch us on iFollow and eat microwaved Chinese food.
     
    Wilmersdorfer Winky, Nov 27, 2023
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    To be honest if you’ve been married for 23 years I’m imagining your choice of a microwaved Chinese meal and watching football on iFollow being the itinerary for her special day won’t come as any surprise to your wife…

    So do something to actually surprise her. Tell her the football’s on, tell her you don’t care, she’s your priority, and that you’ve booked her something lovely. Have a great evening.

    You can find out we’ve been old manned by Wycombe again afterwards.
     
    troff, Nov 27, 2023
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    Fuk the football. Live your life.
     
    RichK, Nov 27, 2023
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    Likewise JD. I have 1 sister and 1 brother. Summat must have been in the air in march. (March airs) for our mam n dad. :)
    Sister 21st dec
    Brother 26th dec
    Me 27th dec.
    12 yrs between the 3 of us. But birthdays, weren't really celebrated. As Christmas was 1 continuous celebration. Or Football for me and mi bro lol.
     
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    Can't you record the match?. Have your takeaway and then when she's gone to bed, watch the game.
     
    Simon De Montforte, Nov 27, 2023
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    Hooky feller Well-Known Member

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    Or he could just give her a tenner. (Spoil my missus I do. I dont ask for the change) and tell her to push the boat out at t'airdressers. And him gu tut match. Then Pretend he stopped in. (4hrs at t'airdressers he'll be there and back in time) then tell her how beautiful she looks. And tek her tut pub fot last half hr.
    Job done.
     
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  7. Mr Badger

    Mr Badger Well-Known Member

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    She had actually agreed, nay loved the idea, of having the multi chinese in the cottage we are staying in, rather than going out, and since we have our two doggies with us we can't take them into a restaurant and a bar meal is a bit of a poor second/third best.
    So I did ask her to check when Barnsley's next game was (I feigned ignorance) and when she told me it was Wycombe tomorrow well I was shocked !
    Imagine my surprise.
    Anyway there's a lucky bag full of presents from me and the dogs, some bubbly and a huge meal.
    My stock is still good but I'll be treading carefully.
    And yes, there is duck !
     
    Mr Badger, Nov 27, 2023
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    No contest! meal with your wife it is.
    Btw not Real Madrid we are playing......cozy up and forget footy in the lovely cottage.....Barnsley at oakwell will only put you to sleep or get you angry, either way (or both) spend time on her special day with the wife.
     
    Geddiswasguud, Nov 28, 2023
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    Happy Retirement Mrs Badger, call the girls av a knees up, enjoy the neight, an av a ball, you deserve it.
     
    Winker, Nov 28, 2023
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    Some right fannies on here. Can't believe you're not going to Oakwell. Outrageous.
     
    Tyketical Masterstroke, Nov 28, 2023
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    Miss the game. There’s more important things in life than watching us lose to Wycombe.
     
    Jimmy viz, Nov 28, 2023
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    Get ysen out to restaurant and celebrate her special day..ont up side yve still got a fridge full of chinese for another day...
    1-1 prediction for a poor game BTW....
     
    Skinner, Nov 28, 2023
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    Sent a copy to your missus.
     
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    Pay more attention to your wife. You're very lucky.
     
    Stephen Dawson, Nov 28, 2023
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    Can't beat a Duck do.
     
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    Wow.
     
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