Things more entertaining than watching BFC

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  1. Gol

    Goldthorpe-Red Well-Known Member

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    I’ll start. A prostate examination.
     
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    Collins football reminds me of that episode from the simpsons where they go to a soccer game and they kick off and just pass it to a tho around the defence and it starts a riot in the stadium.
     
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    Only if you're avin' a w@nk at the same time.
     
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    Goldthorpe-Red Well-Known Member

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    I was impressed with my doctor during my examination. He managed to check my prostate despite having both his hands on my shoulders
     
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    I trapped my old man in my zip this morning, that was more entertaining
     
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    Solid shout mate, sounds good. Blood under the skin job?
     
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    That song they’ve just played by the food review guy Danny…
     
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    It’s left me with a blood blister on the end!!
     
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    :D:D
     
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    Mrs Brown's Boys.

    Have I won?
     
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    Thread locked.
     
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    Is it called Collins?
     
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    There’s a line fella, and you’ve crossed it.
     
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    Is that the same episode Homer stands up and shouts "hurry up and lose so we can get outta here"

    I feel that.
     
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    Watching paint dry, then continuing to watch it after it's dried.
     
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    I’m a Celebrity?
     
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    After my prostate exam, the doctor left. Then the nurse came.

    At that point, she whispered the 5 words no man wants to hear: "Who the **** was that?
     
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    You are a sick man
     
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    Plaiting my pubes.
     
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    Reading threads on the Elgin marbles….
     
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