[Official Site] VACANCY | CAR PARK ATTENDANT

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  1. Newsbot

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  2. ubi

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    A degree in Sports Science is desirable
     
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    You made me look to see if actually said that then!
     
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    Is it an internship?
     
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    Less of the old
     
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    I think this would be a great role for @SuperTyke :D:D
     
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    Not for me. I'd lose my temper at being asked to enforce rules that I know are just wrong. I feel for the (majority of) the attendants because they're only doing what they've been told to and getting abuse for it. Thankfully I think the abuse is extremely few and far between
     
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    Only tippy tappy attendants need apply.
     
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    Was only kidding mate!
     
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    When the car park is only half full these days since the stupid new rules
     
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    Send all the cars backwards and sideways
     
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    "Any Ad Hoc duties as required" filling in for Khaled possibly? Or clever recruitment from Nareev and JAQ this role doubles up as Director of Cars/Football, £11 p/h job comes with big bright florescent jacket for media duties.
     
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    No one parks in the car park anymore,is this an April fools gag?
     
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    It’s late if it is.
     
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    Couldn’t even get a April Fools gag out in time for Father’s Day!
     
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    Do they have to know self defence in case they're on the gates and get confronted by a b*llend?
     
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    It's why I try and be tame about refs we get. You can bet every game they give decisions that if it was up to them they wouldn't give, but know if they don't they would be in trouble with their bosses.
     
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    I can only turn up at 2.35pm.
    What are my duties?
     
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    Make sure no one rams the gates to get in or out
     
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