Toby tyke

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  1. Sup

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    Have I made this up again or at the first fans meeting at the beginning of the season didn't JAQ or Khaled or someone say that we would see Tiny Tyke and an entire toby family very soon?
     
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    You did hear that. JAQ said it was a work in progress.
     
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    I thought I was imagining things again because I did a quick search and couldn't find any mention of it.

    Hope they get a move on with it, with Toby presumably spending a lot of time at the kids club it definitely leaves us short of a mascot in the stadium.


    On an unrelated note I wonder why Toby doesn't have us mobile on his shirt
     
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    What's the canine gestation period?
     
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    Do you know the gestation period for a dog, it ranges from 58 to 68 days, plus all the smooching Toby has to do! Just chill, it will happen when it happens
     
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    Why isn't Toby always there? Also why does a guy follow Toby around the pitch?
     
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    I thought Toby had the snip a few years ago?
     
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    These are the questions we need answers to. It's all new striker, this, new defender that, will cole leave, is Connell injured? But what we really want to know is why does Toby need supervision? And do Billingley Christmas trees make many sales from advertising at oakwell in January?
     
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    Do you ever see a dog in public on its own? He's not a stray.
     
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    It’s cos Jon Russell had to play.
     
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    This is all one big shaggy dog story lol, and maybe Toby will eventually replace Jordan at CB. :D
     
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    Toby for decades has walked around the pitch alone, but nowadays has a fella following him all of a sudden, like he doesn't know his way around the pitch :D
     
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    Do we know what breed he is? Maybe he’s an XL bully.
     
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    He’s always had a chaperone. Now - *spoilers* - it’s hard to see when walking in that costume. You can only really see what’s right in front of you. Not so much left, right or below. So the other chap is a guide basically.
     
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    He’s sponsored by Rapid Response.
     
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    He's always had someone with him hasn't he? I remember as a kid the person who was following him around had a basket of sweets, which Toby used to throw into the stands
    They were like those fudge's in the red packet that you get in Quality Street.
     
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    Toby has a guide-person.
     
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    Yes but midgets are harder to recruit than centre backs
     
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    It's not a real dog?
     
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    I heard Toby, Tina and pups were accidentally incinerated when testing the East Stand bunsen burners.

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