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    Mido Well-Known Member

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    They’re at it again.

    Bowling attack of Anderson, Bashir, Ahmed, Hartley and Root tomorrow. So a 41 year old seamer, 3 spinners with 3 caps between them and a part time offie. Jimmy might even pull out the slow left armers.

    I ******* love everything about this side and all that they stand for. Smash it England!
     
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    thetykester Well-Known Member

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    Thought at first this was going to be about the Ricky Gervais show, Carl made a word up but that was Bozwollocks :rolleyes:
     
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    Apparently Jimmy has been practising his left arm spin in the nets…
     
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    At least they haven’t picked Jack Leach who has been on virtual sick leave for what seems like forever!
     
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    Can’t wait for Jimmy’s lefties with a bit of top spin…
    Surely it can’t happen but I’m with you totally Mido.
    Bedtime soon as only 11 hours to go
     
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    He's injured isn't he?
     
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    x11barnsley Well-Known Member

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    He is injured I think …
    His knee was the size of Pieterson’s head in last match
     
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    North Yorks Red Well-Known Member

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    that’s what I meant Helen, he seems to have been carrying injuries in one form or another forever.
     
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    Time for a competition:

    Guess the number of overs Anderson bowls in the match.

    Winner gets absolutely nothing whatsoever.

    I'll go 14.
     
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    Mido Well-Known Member

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    19, 4 of which will be spin.
     
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    0. He's in as a new number 11 specialist batsman & 3rd man.
     
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    25 .. same as Wood bowled in first test.
    If we’re wrong do we get loads of something ?
     
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    Mido Well-Known Member

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    The answer was 35, and he was brilliant.
     
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    He's unbelievable isn't he. His fitness, dedication and skill levels are ridiculous.
     
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    It’ll be a very sad day when he hangs up his boots. His bowling in Asia in particular over the past 6 or 7 years has been truly world class.
     
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