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  1. Tyk

    Tyketical Masterstroke Well-Known Member

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    ...looks like Deborah Meaden.
     
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    Tyketical Masterstroke Well-Known Member

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    And your Mum looks like Chris Whitty.
     
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    Your sister looks like Bernard Manning
     
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    Tyketical Masterstroke Well-Known Member

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    Your Grandad talks like Joe Pasquale
     
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    So what ?. past tense mind. :). Sorry Dad. :)
     
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    Your sperm looks like the child of Barry Chuckle and Stephen Mulhern
     
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    You see that stinky bit of dog poo on the ground... that's you that is, that's your breakfast, that's your special Christmas day dinner that is, etc!. :D
    (Im just quoting the Newman & Baddiel characters there who used to do this lol)
     
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  10. Tyk

    Tyketical Masterstroke Well-Known Member

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    Your brother lost a fight with Julian Clary
     
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    Your best mate was the Harrogate keeper the other night (conceding 9 goals!).
     
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    Your brother got turned down by Susan Boyle
     
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    Is also your uncle and cousin according to our large neighbours in S6
     
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    Well your dad still updates his MySpace profile. And your mam does the big shop at Heron Foods.
     
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    Your boyfriend looks like a jack russell
     
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    Your sister got fuucked by Peter Bone for a year and still didn't get a job out of it.
     
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    My eyes are bleeding. I want to unread it but I can't.
     
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    Dad can you spunk into a cup so I can mix it with mine and inject it into my mrs?
     
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