When we`re at home can we equalise before they score for a change. Fed up with having to chase the game. We don`t seem to have the same problem away!
A son was arguing with his Dad that 1 add 1 was eleven, Dad sez go an buy two icecreams, Son comes back, Dad takes one icecream an gives the other to his brother, Son sez wheres mine, Dad sez you can av the nine thats left.