Made me laugh

It really needs someone that knows what Kerby to explain how it is played. From what I have read on here, sticks are not involved and if that's true then surely it can't be the same game. I played 3 sticks but never Kerby.

 

Kerby was literally throwing a football sized ball from one pavement to the other trying to hit the kerb so the ball came back to you.

Pretty sure we elaborated the rules so that you had to catch it without a bounce, you got an extra point for catching one handed, if you trapped the ball and did kick ups you got an additional point for every kick up you did, but if you lost control before catching you lost all your points…

It’s a great game of patience and skill.

 

Reports are coming in of an accident at the Nestle chocolate factory. Seemingly a worker was crushed and severely injured when a pallet of chocolate bars fell from a gantry. Colleagues managed to rescue the worker after hearing his muffled cries for help.....'the milky bars are on me!!'

 

How have I never seen this before...

 

You fancy fuckers. We never advanced to one handed or kicking additions to the rule.

I seem to remember obviously having to get it come back to you and then you'd advance to the middle where you had to do it again and then catching it came into play but I can't quite remember why

 

Love it

 

A lass from Wath wins a few bob on a scratchcard, so decides to get some new posh shoes.
So Chardonay is in Petits down Mexborough and she sees a gorgeous pair of boots and tries on a size 8.
"How do they feel?" asks the assistant.
"They're a bit tight" replies Chardonay
"Ahem, you might want to try them with the tongue out..."
"Okay, thorry, they're thtill thoo thucking thight!"

 

My girlfriend has been working as a magician's assistant for a few years now & she's picked up a few tricks...I came home from work early the other day to find her dressed in her magician assistants little sexy outfit. She said, "Abracadabra!" and me mate Dave came out of the wardrobe stark bollock naked.... Poor Dave must've wondered what the **** was going on!!.. ‍♂️

 

I failed my Health and Safety Test. The question was, "What steps would you take, in case of a fire? "Very Big ******* Ones" was, apparently, the wrong answer............... There was some Chinese bloke, looking into people's window's whilst peeing,terrorising a neighbourhood.
The police confirmed that Pee Ping Tong was arrested last night

 

Only in Glasgow - I'm hoping some of you get this

 

Cheltenham tips for tomorrow (from a really good source):

Cheltenham tips.. 1.30 leaky tap, but only if its running.. 2.10 foundation., you can put your house on it. 2.40 creosote, its gr8 over fences..3.10 v-neck is a good jumper.. 3.30 ironing board, you can put your shirt on it. 3.50 dusty rug, never been beaten.. and i was excited about itchyfanny in the last but its been scratched.

 

That's corsey edge not kerby

 

I was at a swingers party last night, I fancied a bit of mature fun and saw this old lass on all fours noshing a bloke so I went over and got stuck in. When I looked at the guy on the other end of the spit roast I saw it was my dad!

“Well I never thought you’d be unfaithful to mum”

“I’ve not…”

 

Just got it,,,, after about 4 hours!!!

 

We are all pleased for you. I haven't a clue personally.

 

Bottle of Buckfast in the bottle holder