Made me laugh

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  1. Tarntyke

    Tarntyke Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, because if you still don’t get it after it’s been explained, it singles you out as being a bit thick. Erm, posted this for a friend
     
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    Nick Griffin calling out racism.

     
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    Huh! Can't help some people! LOL
     
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    Comes to summat when the tories and their cronies are more racist than the BNP
     
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    Don't fret mate cos it did need explaining. You were just being helpful
     
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    My first date with a lovely girl:

    Date: "I'm looking for a mature man"

    Me: *nervous laugh* "Yeah, maturity is so important"

    Barista looking at me: "I have a coffee for Mr Fondil Mabols"
     
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    If Bjorn and Benny were called Steve and Dave, then ABBA would have been called Asda
     
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    Connor Well-Known Member

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    Three Wath women, two younger, and one senior citizen were sitting naked in a sauna. Suddenly there was a beeping sound. The young woman pressed her forearm and the beep stopped. The others looked at her questioningly. ‘That was my pager,’ she said. ‘I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.’
    A few minutes later, a phone rang. The second young woman lifted her palm to her ear. When she finished, she explained, ‘That was my mobile phone. I have a microchip in my hand.’
    The older woman felt very low-tech. Not to be outdone, she decided she had to do something just as impressive. She stepped out of the sauna and went to the bathroom. She returned with a piece of toilet paper hanging from her rear end.The others raised their eyebrows and stared at her. The older woman finally said… ‘Well, will you look at that…
    I’m getting a fax!!!’
     
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    Just been for a walk on Blackpool beach and thez this bloke with just his head sticking out of the sand..
    I asked, "A tha oreyt mate ?"
    He said, "Mi bloody kids buried me and and i can't get out".
    "I said, its oreyt pal, al go and get a spade..
    He said, "Make it a big un " I'm sitting on a feckin donkey!"
     
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    Apparently the Telegraph deem this newsworthy o_O

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    It is probably true.....the field next door to us used to house 2 horses, in the last 18months it's gone up to 6. It's owned by a horse charity that look after ill-treated or dumped horses. They own many fields in the area, over 100 horses in total.
     
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    2 cannibals eating a comedian, one says to the other does this taste funny to you
     
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    I've Just ordered a chicken and an egg online.

    I’ll let you know what comes first.
     

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