Stewards / Pitch Invaders

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  1. Tyk

    Tyke1 Well-Known Member

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    Dont get me wrong im sick of people running on pitch end of every season and spoiling it for people in stands its getting beyond a Joke. And its about time it stopped

    Now i know its mostly kids but why are Stewards trying to rugby tackle kids who are like 10/11 years old surely thats dangerous. I know they shouldnt be on pitch little s***s but if a steward hurts them then they will be ones in trouble
     
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    Maybe we could use plastic bullets or turn the sprinklers into water cannons so no one gets hurt while invading the pitch.
     
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    Bossman Well-Known Member

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    Totally agree, surely it would be a lot safer and stop them doing it in the future if we had trained marksmen randomly placed in the crowd,
     
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    redrum Well-Known Member

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    Or give each steward a German Shepherd that would be a good deterant.
     
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    Such a random post. How else are you supposed to stop someone running away from you.
     
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    XL bully given to every steward who stands in front of the advertising boards. Let's see how many run on then.
     
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    I'll do it
     
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    Electric fencing.Those were the days.

    Jumpers for goalposts.
     
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    I’m up for it, I’m not trained but there’s plenty to aim at
     
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    I’d be happy for 14,000 running on pitch it we were to hammer Bolton on Friday night
     
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    You might make a light hearted joke about it, but why not?

    It's not as if for example, the ponty end is subject to crushes, being all seated, and absolutely nothing in there to set on fire (if of course you've got a certificate for your flag).

    So why don't they consider putting fencing up...

    Problem solved
     
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    Use the sprinklers but add smart water. Go round schools at leisure with a scanner.
    Positive id, name and shame in assembly and ban them and the parent that took them.
    Then shoot their pet, that'll teach 'em.
     
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    Shepley Red Well-Known Member

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    Some thick ***** would :D:D
     
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    CS gas in the sprinklers.
     
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    We could do with a couple on the pitch.
     
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    Ooh, like it.
    Could just use dye and ruin their fake Stone Island tops.
     
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    Ruined lots of our supporters days today by being so selfish and going on the pitch. A number of kids crying when they called off the players coming out. Well in so called fellow reds.
     
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    Shoot the parent, some folk shouldn't be breeding.


    Too far?
     
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    But they'd be muzzled.....it's the law!
     

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