Damien Duff

Our morons wouldn’t need to be asked twice to come on our pitch.

In all seriousness though this could kinda work just not like this. Get someone in their 70s or 80s who have seen a lot over the decades to chat to the players at a training session to tell them first hand what the club means to them and the local area. The pep talk might work.

 

bear

 

Imagine it was Hemmsy, he'd tell half of them they're **** and not fit to lace Frimpong's boots.

 

They would tell him to F***k off lol.

 

world cup 2002!

 

I firmly believe that if you're a good man manager, have a football brain and have played at a reasonable standard then you should be able to manage at any level.
Duff has certainly got the playing pedigree and is a big name over here in the LOI. He's done well at Shelbourne to get them to where they are but there are big caveats for me. He seems to be a bit of a loose cannon and the standard and lack of depth in terms of serious competition in the league put a big question mark against his achievements in my eyes.
He certainly wouldn't be my choice.

 

Could take em' all down pit. Gimmicks don't work in this day and age.

 

Save it for when we get Damien Duff.

WE'VE GOT SUPER DAMIEN DUFFY.
HE KNOWS EXACTLY WHAT WE NEED.
AN WHOLE NEW DEFENCE.
A BOARD SPENDING MORE THAN A FEW PENCE.
THAT'S HOW WE WILL WIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP.

 

Oh dear

 

We've super Damien Duffy.
He's so soft and fluffy.
You can stick him up your muffy.

 

Head coach of Shelbourne, currently top of Irish Premier Division. Only played 13 games though as their league runs from February to November. Been in charge for 91 games. W 36, D 30, L 25. Win % 40.

 

We really are starting to scrape the Barrel

 

A barrell of this?