Bolton v Bolton

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  1. StatisTYKE

    StatisTYKE Well-Known Member

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    Watching in my local darn sarf. Every time I watch a Barnsley match there, some cockney geezer will wander over and ask who’s playing. When I say ‘Barnsley’ they have a think and ask ‘are you from Bolton?” They know nowt about owt north of Watford - if it starts with ‘B’ it's Bolton.

    Tonight should do their heads in. I’m going for Bolton 2 Bolton1.
     
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    How thick are they when they can’t tell the difference between Bolton and Burnley
     
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    Maybe they think you’re from Bolton on Dearne.
     
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    StatisTYKE Well-Known Member

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    Burnley is what some say but not here. Bolton is favourite. Dunno why.
     
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    StatisTYKE Well-Known Member

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    No they know where I'm from - Barnes which is just down the road. Years ago one bloke did ask why Barnes were playing in the Championship.
     
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    I actually have a story regarding Bolton fans.
    Back in 2013 United played a pre season game at Wigan. But on the Friday night Bolton were playing Real Betis in a friendly. So I made the effort to take in that game. I had to get a train back into Bolton then another back to Wigan where my digs were.
    On the train a guy asked why I was there. I told him United were to play Wigan on Saturday so I took in their game. So what team do you support he says to me.
    I asked what? Celtic or Rangers he says.
    Neither I’m a Dundee United fan and he is a bit confused and comes back with you must support one of them.
    I told him again Dundee United then had to give up with his absolute ignorance.
     
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    Done well for yourself to afford to live at Barnes :)
     
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    Better off keeping it that way
     
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    Statis in stealth "leafy West London" boast....
     
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    StatisTYKE Well-Known Member

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    Silence peasant :)
     
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    I was once on a cruise when a bloke from darn sarf asked me what part of Lancashire I was from. I told him the Yorkshire part.
     
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    When I lived in the West Midlands they used to do the same with Barnsley and Bradford
    If fact the local paper Express and Star actually did the favourite. Fixtures for the new season came out and we were at home to West Brom.. and the headline..you guessed it..Baggies head to Burnley on the opening day..
     

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