That German bloke was crap, not the song, his haircut. You can't expect to win Eurovision with a barnet like that.
Lithuania - a nose cuff? Cuff off. Another dodgy curly barnet, did they not get note? This is washing right over me, literally cannot remember it seconds after listening. Yawnathon.
Spain - you can usually rely on them for some bomming and banga banga boinging. I'm deducting 15 points for the male dancers, one of them is out and out ginger. Proper gurning from the keyboard player, which I like. Euro disco song, standard Eurovision fare for Spain, but needed less lyrics and more boings.
Estonia - love the hey heys, but then they try some crap Estonian rapping. Is this Estonians version of Run DMC vs Aerosmith? They need to have a word with their tailor.
Ireland - Johnny Logan will be turning in his grave (is he dead). Have they forgotten how to win Eurovision?
Latvia - you don't see enough men wearing blue plastic cuirasses nowadays. Sounds like Imagine Dragons. Null points