There's not a cat in hell's chance this was the plan

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  1. Dys

    Dyson Well-Known Member

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    But I am here for the chaos and getting to look at Conor's face again. Reds.
     
    Dyson, May 15, 2024
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    Plan ????? You think they had a plan!!!!!! :D:D
     
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    It's just a batsh1t crazy combo. We have a CEO and a sporting director that weren't here when both DS and Conor graced Oakwell last time so would love to know how they came up with this idea and who thought of it 1st
     
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    I blame YTBFC. He'll have been writing fanfic in his lunchtime and accidently sent it to the wrong person...
     
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    ‘So who got us out of this league last time’
    ‘Some German coach called Daniel Stendel’
    ‘If only he was available now, eh?’
    ‘Well actually…’
     
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    They didn’t, a certain Mr Cryne will have after being knocked back multiple times.
     
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    Tyke The Tree-Frog Well-Known Member

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    Couldn't care less whos plan it was ,as long as it works!
     
    Tyke The Tree-Frog, May 16, 2024
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    Probably went something like this



    Flatman: Where are we with the head coach position?

    Sormaz: Well we’ve just been knocked back by our 5th choice so not sure what we can do

    Flatman: That’s not good, let me ring James to see if he has any ideas

    Flatman: Hey JC, listen have you still got your super computer still switched on?

    Cryne Jr: Erm, yeah why?

    Flatman: Well you see the first 5 suggestions that came from it have knocked us back and the fans are getting restless, so was wondering if you can tweak the criteria and see what it comes up

    Cryne Jr: Ok, let me see what I can do. Oh bugger I’ve just spilt Rolla Cola all over it and its going berserk its throwing up some weird random names at the minute

    Flatman: Anything just give us anything please

    Cryne Jr: Wait I’m having to roll the security updates back but I’ve gone too far, for some reason its gone back to 2018

    Flatman: Please anything we need something to re-ignite the buzz in the fans and get them to buy season tickets

    Cryne Jr: Wow, just a minute this could work

    Flatman: Who, what, why. Please James

    Cryne Jr: “Daniel Stendel”, I’ll send you his deets. He will be well up for it, but he’s going to need an assistant someone the fans can really take to

    Flatman: Who, Who:

    Cryne Jr: Heads for Hammill and tails for Hourihane, call it?

    Flatman: “Heads”

    Cryne Jr: “It was tails”, make the calls lets get the band back together
     
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    Hourihane had left before Stendel right ?
     
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    Yep. Left 18 months before Stendel arrived
     
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