Chuck Norrisisms

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  1. Jack Tatty

    Jack Tatty Well-Known Member

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    When Chuck Norris looks directly st the sun the sun squints.

    Alexander Graham Bell's first missed call was from Chuck Norris.

    Chuck Norris can make a tree by rubbing 2 fires together.
     
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    Have I gone back in time 15 years?
     
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    When chuck Norris does "push ups" he doesn't lift his body he pushes the earth down.
     
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    Chuck Norris can strangle a man with a cordless phone.
     
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    Chuck Norris can bake a cake..


    In a freezer............sithi.
     
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    I once had a feight with is shadow, it didn't end well.
     
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    Chuck Norris invented the giraffe when he chinned a horse.
     
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    Bruce Lee, just that.
     
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    Aye, Bruce kicked his árse in The Way Of The Dragon!
     
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    When Chuck Norris crosses the road the traffic stops and looks both way.
     
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    Jack Tatty was nimble, Jack Tatty was quick, but Jack Tatty could'nt avoid Chuck Norris's roundhouse kick.
     
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    Right wing Evolution denying homophobe?
    Is that one or not?
     
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    Covid 19 gets a Chuck Norris booster jab every year.
     
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    Glad you didn't say candlestick.
     
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    Hampton wick
     
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