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  1. Por

    PortisRed Well-Known Member

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    Prison Officer, retiring at the end of a main shift????.
     
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    orsenkaht Well-Known Member

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    A [OP] fantasy brought to you by the creator of George Spicer, perhaps?
     
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    Stephen Dawson Well-Known Member

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    That would explain the internet access.
     
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    Tobys Knackers Well-Known Member

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    Or alternatively he's a Prison Officer who does his last shift on Friday
     
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    Yeah, prisoners are generally released in the morning - so that they can travel back to where they come from.
     
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    Worst attempt at a comedy character since "Danger! QPRanger!"
     
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    Come on, we've all had minor misdemeanours. I once threw a petrol bomb at a group of NFmarchers; burnt down the DHSS Offices in Barnsley, Called Allan Clarke a stupid ******; threw a milk shake over Roy Lynk and shot Lee Harvey Oswald. We've all done these little things.
     
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    I once sat through the opening credits of love island.

    Yeah, I know, throw away the key.
     
    MDG, Jun 6, 2024
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    I'd say thereev. Hth
     
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    Adam Johnson?
     
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    Singing that Roy Orbison song incessantly finally worked then.

    P.S. Did you get wrongly accused of killing Lee Harvey Oswald?
     
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    I hope your anus is like a yawning hippo
     
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    Wasn't that you?!
     
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    Hard as it may be to believe, "thereev" is actually a real person, still at it on Facebook. I've seen him at a couple of matches. Kept my distance!
     
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    Once reached mach 2 running away from someone dressed as darth vader from john brittons. Absolutely terrified.
     
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    I don't doubt it, but a comedy genius, he was not.
     
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    Was he surrounded by a horde of people all laughing uncontrollably?
     
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    Yes, exactly. That's how I managed to identify him.
     
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    Haha my favourite shop BITD for all things Subutteo
     
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    Or did you just never get caught ?
     
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