Which one of these infuriates you the most?

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Which do you hate most?

  1. Shepherding the ball under pressure facing goal, so go for an olympic dive to 'win a foul'

    13 vote(s)
    20.3%
  2. Going down with 'cramp' 1-0 up with 15 minutes to go

    6 vote(s)
    9.4%
  3. Decision goes against you, so pick up the ball and throw it 20 feet in the air, slowly

    1 vote(s)
    1.6%
  4. Decision goes against you, so you run at 60 mph into the path of the player wanting to take it quick

    2 vote(s)
    3.1%
  5. Winger in a great position to take on defender! So calmly passes 40 yards backwards to centre half

    20 vote(s)
    31.3%
  6. VAR calles offside on a spectacular goal after 'the lines' pick up a 1 nanometre infringement

    18 vote(s)
    28.1%
  7. "And now we go to our rules expert" after a player breaks an opponent's leg clean off to a stump

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  8. "They will be pleased with that performance" having lost 3-0

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%
  9. "We go again" - original player interview/tweet

    4 vote(s)
    6.3%
  1. Gravy Chips

    Gravy Chips Well-Known Member

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    Going off the Turkey/Georgia thread and general disdain for the style of modern football, what are the modern things that you absolutely hate?

    Probably hate most of them, but pick one.
     
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    BrunNer Well-Known Member

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    Some difficult choices there. I’d add

    - Going down with “concussion”
    - Commentators using the phrase “draws the foul” instead of just “cheats”
     
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  3. Mis

    MiserablePontyEnder Well-Known Member

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    Yeah. "Wins" a foul. Or "Wins" a penalty.....
     
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    Rosco Well-Known Member

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    Modern football things or just modern things?

    If it’s the latter then Spotify can beggar off, bring back having to find songs and putting together compilation tapes.
     
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    Tilertoes Well-Known Member

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    Just diving
     
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    Tyke The Tree-Frog Well-Known Member

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    Agree with the above - 'won/draw' the foul. Despise it. It's cheating

    Edit: especially then when pundits call it 'clever'. It's not clever to go down extremely easily...
     
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    Redhelen Well-Known Member

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    I like Spotify, but I agree it's not quite the same effort required to make a mix tape!
     
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    All of the above and more. Modern football is frustratingly wáñk.
     
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    I think Slovakia did most of those annoying things yesterday, against Belgium.
     
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    Grabbing the ball as they go down assuming the ref will give a foul.
     
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    Brush Well-Known Member

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    Winger not taking on the defender for me. I remember being at the Stadium of Styte in 2006, after winning the playoffs in Cardiff and screaming at Devaney to go forward with the ball and every time he stopped and played it infield or back to a defender. We lost 2-1 as I recall, but a result was there to be taken if we'd only attacked them more....
     
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    An ex pro doing analysis saying “he had a right to go down”
     
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    Yep, and "there was contact". It's a contact sport ffs!
     
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    Alan Shearer throwing himself down at every opportunity (against us), to get free kicks and opponents booked. And the ref going along with it.
    And Chris Waddle saying on commentary, that he's impressively using all of his experience there in those situations!. :eek:
     
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  15. Tyke The Tree-Frog

    Tyke The Tree-Frog Well-Known Member

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    That reminds me mate - players getting away with assault and being aided & abetted by referees without repercussions. I.e Morgan & D'Urso!
     
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    And when pundits and colleagues etc, come up with the it was an accident, he didn't mean it, he's not that sort of player, type excuse.
    Well that makes it ok then doesn't it. :mad:
     
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    Just seen it again - fake head injury to waste time.

    Hate it.

    Edit: Portugal scored. Justice.
     
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    Outfield players with incredible touch passing the ball back to the keeper from the opposition half for him to then sky it with all the precision of a blindfold clown.
     
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    Not saying he didn't exaggerate the head injury, but surely it was a foul? two handed push to the chest?
     
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    It’s the first one. I feel like nothing gets said about it either! Players go down from pretty much no contact and it’s just a free kick with nobody questioning it!

    One option I would say is missed off here that I regularly get arsey about (probably because I sit West Stand Lower) is players blatantly stealing 10/15 yards on throw ins and the refs doing nothing. Until we try it, of course.
     
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