that somebody please takes that programme Bargain Hunt and gives the contestants a really good slap every time they scream and squeal when their little bit of crap makes a quid. The tv is dangerously close to getting bricked. But my wife won't let me.
Good topic for a thread. In the spirit of Count Binface, here are my election pledges: - Scrap VAR. - Have all streaming sites amalgamated into one. I can't be arsed to buy Netflix, Disney, Amazon and all that jazz. - Ban the resale of gig tickets. Paul McCartney stuff on sale on Ticketmaster for ridiculous prices before they're on general sale. - Nationalise all utilities. Shareholders taking millions out should be ordered to pay back their profits to anyone earning under 25k a year. - A standard bin service throughout the country. I've lived under Barnsley, Donny and Rotherham Councils over the past 8 years - and everyone had a different bin for everything. Black should be general waste, green is grass, brown is cardboard and blue is glass and plastic. Idiots.
Electrocute politicians to the brink of unconsciousness every time they lie Take all politicians pensions and that of their immediate families off them if found of wrongdoing by me. Ban all dogs Give all wombles a knighthood. Free school dinners for everyone.
I don't actually "watch" it. When I come in from work it's usually 12.30 to 1pm and guess what crap she has on ! I have to sit there chewing my cheese sandwich with steam rising listening to that lot on tv. Or I could go and sit on the bog.
What's "bricked", exported to Brazil, Russia, India, China and Korea? Think of the balance of payments, a Brexit success at last.
Blow up Mister Blobby. Repatriate the Cheeky Girls. Give Sunak Sky TV. Bring back Texan bars. Make it illegal for footy pundits to say 'he had every right to go down' Give everyone a personal butler. Fund an expedition to find those double Decker buses on the moon. Change sardine cans so they open properly.
