Here's one of the home teams calling this fan a Barnsley gypsy!!. Apparently we're a bunch of weirdos that live in caravans. https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Mb-BU_Ow0cE
Absolutely buzzing to be able to start losing bets every weekend again from this weekend.Missed the feeling of being baffled as to how my 26,000/1 accumulator hasn’t romped in
This joke by Mark Simmons was voted joke of the year at the Edinburgh Fringe. I was planning to sail round the world in the smallest ship but I bottled it. boom! boom!
I remember when I was 17 and walked my girlfriend home after a night out. As we got to the garden gate her father came rushing down the path with a face like fury, and grabbed me by the throat "I've found out you've taken my daughter's virginity!!" he roared at me. I managed to calm him down by apologising profusely, and assuring him it wouldn't happen again.