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  1. dearnevalleyviper

    dearnevalleyviper Well-Known Member

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    An elderly Barnsley couple are going abroad for the 1st time and are at Leeds Airport in the check-in queue.
    She: Ooooh I can’t wait to get to thet theer Torremelinos
    Him: Aye
    Her: Ooooh I’m looking for’ard to seeing t’ sea
    Him: Aye
    Her Ooooh It’ll be lovely to have some warm wither
    Him: I wish we’d brought t’ piano
    Her Eh? Why's that love?
    Him: The fooking tickets are on it
     
    dearnevalleyviper, Aug 21, 2024
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    IMG_3045.jpeg This man was paid to tarmac my drive and left without finishing. When confronted he didn’t want to talk about it. Please avoid!!.. ‍♂️
     
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    That's rod Stewart initially? So no laughing matter.
     
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    I remember years ago being so broke I couldn't pay the electric bill.
    Those were very dark days
     
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    Every picture tells a story. Did you find him sexy though. :)
     
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    Hot Legs:)
     
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    Sailing a bit close to the wind with some of these Rod Stewart jokes
     
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    Farewell then, It's over.
     
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    To be fair to Rod Stewart, at his advanced age, he wears it well.
     
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    I assume you mean the Handbag along with his glad rags.
    Was wondering how I could fit that in
    Thanks lol.
     
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    It's not for the first time there's been this kind of infatuation. It pains this old heart of mine when people get ready to list pun after pun after pun. It's like ooh la la, some guys have all the luck to just sit and do nothing else. Well, you and Maggie may but I don't!

    PS - I was only joking.
     
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    Can't top that lol.
     
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    The wife's just text me to say she's knocked down a Badger in this Storm Lilian
    I said "you taking it to a Vet"?
    "Yes but I don't know where to put it" she replied
    "Put it between yer legs" I said
    "Oh no" she replied "It's wet & Smelly"
    "Well hold it's bloody nose" l said!!..
     
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    Blowing a bit init IMG_3046.jpeg
     
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    I’m really annoyed. I’ve been trying to see my doctor for weeks about this painful rash across my buttocks. Finally saw him today, bared my bottom to show him and he completely ignored me, just carried on doing his shopping in Tesco’s.
     
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