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  1. Fon

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    It's about 200 yards from it - was Pastures Moo, which was the old butchers.

    German Beer Haus it's called. Cousin goes in all the time.
     
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    In order
    Hula hoops plain
    M&S ready salted potato sticks.
    McCoy's plain
    McCoy's meaty any.
    Walkers any bar prawn cocktail.

    Pies
    1. Percies small pork
    2. Percies small meat
    3. Percies large pork
    4. Percies extra large wedding tiers. Pork
    5. Proper cornish pasties.

    Lager
    1.Moretti
    2.Madri
    3.Stella
    4.Carlsberg
    5. Coors
     
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    Please inspire me....
     
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    yes, Beer Haus… all sorts of fancy beers, in what was the butchers that became the ice cream place corner of Church Street and Warehouse Lane.
     
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    Another random crisp fact.

    Crisps always have a best before date which expires on a Saturday.
     
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    Which ones though...Northern Ireland Tayto or Republic of Ireland Tayto?.
     
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    Similar happenings for me in terms of numbers etc
     
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    Reminds me of the film/book High Fidelity.

    which is in my top 5 films of all time.
     
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    Top 5 films of all time

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    High Fidelity
    Transformers the Movie (1985)
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    Pulp Fiction
    Goodfellas
    True Romance
    Platoon
    The Sting
     
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    Top 5 desserts

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    Eton Mess
    Summer pudding with Chantilly cream
    Jam Roly Poly and custard
    Baileys cheesecake
     
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    Top 5 takeaways

    Chinese
    Pizza
    Indian
    Fish n chips
    KFC
     
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    Buggery
     

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