Charles and Camilla in bed. Charles, "One would like a hand job." Camilla, "Hand job? I'm not familiar with that phrase Charles. What would one of those be?". Charles, "Well you see Camilla it's like using a bottle of ketchup." Camilla "Arr, I see." Camilla then reaches under the quilt and grabs Charles manhood and says, "Like this?" Whilst rigorously banging the end of it with the palm of her hand.