What the bloody hell is going on?

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  1. troff

    troff Well-Known Member

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    I’ve been stuck completely motionless for fifteen minutes halfway down Oakwell lane. Nothing is moving.

    Going to miss the car park cut off at this rate.
     
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    I’m not a Dr but I’d guess you’re paralysed mate.
     
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    Maybe the problem is that you are completely motionless. Not acceptable in the circs.
     
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    Very droll
     
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    A glitch in the matrix perhaps?
     
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    Are u still there?
     
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    It confuses me that people drive down Oakwell lane on match day to be honest. It’s a tight squeeze at the best of times let alone when there’s people everywhere and extra cars parked up. We walk down in it every game and there’s always a stand off between several cars (and one time a coach somehow). Tonight’s was pretty bad as there must have been 10+ cars stuck when we’re on our way down. Half expected to see the same cars stuck there after the game had finished.
     
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    i think your exaggerating. Everything would be ok if it wasn’t for Troff being paralysed. Cant have helped the flow.
     
  9. troff

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    No but it took me longer to get back out the car park! (I did get there in the end, less than a minute to spare).
     
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    Walked down around half six. Cars going up wouldn't go back down a little. Cars going down wouldn't go back up. Bit of a stand off. A young lad (teens or early 20s) got out to have a look.

    The situation isn't helped by how many park on double yellows every game on the opposite side to the houses.
     
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    :D
     
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    When I first saw this I thought it was a thread about winning at home
     
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    Lol......
    Someone possibly thinking bbs was a traffic jam adviser?:p
     

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