We are all like rubber neckers on the motorway we know it's not pretty but we can't help looking. Que the goal let's hope that improves things
He isn't called Phillips/Hammill and doesn't wear red. Or was it that the Utd player didn't roll round like a deedar whose sister rejected him?
It wouldn't be the best Yorkshire Derby I have seen this week, even if it was the only one I had seen.