Get up in the morning, baked beans for breakfast. Lol. As hard of hearing for most of my life to now (Mild to poor) wearing hearing aids, you would not believe what I've mis-heard during conversations. Leads to many a look at me gone out when I enquire what was actually said and bouts of laughter at my expense lol. I genuinely. unless I know the song from the sixties to eighties. Can not tell what the lyrics are so most of the stuff I like are hearing the music and voices even if I haven't a clue what they are singing.
Mrs Statis convinced that Thomas Dolby’s… “The night we stole a Datsun and drove all night to the Everglades” is…. “The night we stole a dachshund and drove all night to the Everglades” I’m not arguing.
Not as a kid but I always hear ... Adam Hamill is a red, is a red Adam Hamill is a red He hates discos.
A friend of mine Dad used to sing the wrong words to the chant: Barnserlay Barnslerlay Barnserlay, Barnslerlay Barnserlay Barnslerlay. He was a bit deaf & he sang: Bombs away bombs away bombs away, Bombs away bombs away bombs away.
Killers "Mr Brightside" "Chelsea, turning gifts into the sea" Also Bee Gees "More than a Woman" " Bald-headed woman, bald-headed woman to me"