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  1. dearnevalleyviper

    dearnevalleyviper Well-Known Member

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    Sentence anyone from Yorkshire dreads......

    "Can we go to Christmas Market?"

    Prepare to say...

    - "Ow Much?!"
    - "Robbin' Buggers!"
    - "Can get pack of five in t'Asda!"
    - "They know they can charge owt!"
    - "Not med a money"
    - "It's orate but int worth that"
    - "Am skint naa!"
    - "Neva again!!"
     
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    arabian_ian Well-Known Member

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    Fun fact: Did you know that delivery company Hermes rebranded and changed their name to Evri because there is Evri ******* chance they’ll lose your parcel.
     
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    dearnevalleyviper Well-Known Member

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    As we approach Christmas here are your teams season so far summed up in a Song or 2

    24. Shrewsbury Town. Going Under -Evanescence

    23. Burton. It’s the end of the world as we know it - REM

    22. Cambridge. Sugar were going down - Fall Out Boy

    21. Crawley Town. Livin on a Prayer - Bon Jovi

    20. Bristol Rovers. Wake me up when the season Ends - Green Day

    19. Northampton Town - Hard Knock life - Jay Z

    18. Leyton Orient. Comfortably Numb - Pink Floyd

    17. Rotherham. Don’t Dream it’s over - Crowded House

    16. Wigan. All I want for Christmas is ( to batter Bolton) Mariah Carey

    15. Exeter City. I will survive - Gloria Gaynor

    14. Charlton. Road to Nowhere - Talking Heads

    13. Peterborough. Sad but True - Metallica

    12. Stevenage. Stuck in the middle with you - Stealers Wheel

    11. Mansfield Town. Dream on - Aerosmith

    10. Blackpool. Stressed Out - 21 Pilots

    9. Lincoln City. Something to Believe in - Poison

    8. Bolton. Get battered everywhere they go - Everyone

    7 Barnsley. Don’t stop believing - Journey

    6. Reading. The struggle Within - Metallica

    5. Stockport - Wishing on a Star - Paul Weller

    4. Huddersfield. The best is yet to Come - Bryan Adams

    3 Wrexham - Knocking on Heavens Door - Guns n Roses

    2. Birmingham City. Fear of Villa Park - Iron Maiden / money money money - ABBA

    1. Wycombe. From out of Nowhere - Faith No More / Unstoppable- Sia
     
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    I’ve just been up the attic to get the kids Xmas stockings and come across a present I forgot to give the kids last Christmas.

    It’s a bloody shame as well as they would have loved that kitten.
     
    arabian_ian, Dec 24, 2024 at 3:32 PM
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    A purr fect catastrophy
     
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    Well done. In my day the tattoo was “Ludo” and “Llandudno”.
     
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    Speak for thissen. Mine said Be and extended to Bye.
     
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    Before I retired i was in the army bomb disposal unit.
    It's just taken me 5 hours to open my presents.
     
    Rogue Bull, Dec 25, 2024 at 12:30 PM
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    Interesting fact.
    One of the other guys in the unit was Danny Welbeck's dad, Stan.
     
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    Mine says Supcalafragelisticexpedalidocious:p
     
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    Would that spelling be to size.
     
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    Always happy to see the wife’s face light up on Christmas morning. That new fridge was an excellent idea for a present.
     
    Greybeard, Dec 25, 2024 at 3:20 PM
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    Sounds like something quite atrocious
     
    Prince of Risborough, Dec 25, 2024 at 6:20 PM
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    Nar, muchly abbreviated
     
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    Depends on the font.
     
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    I walked into a pub with a pit bull terrier under my arm today. Do you serve Leeds fans in here? I asked. Of course we do, said the barman. Great, I replied, I'll have a pint for me and a Leeds fan for the dog.
     
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    dearnevalleyviper Well-Known Member

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    WTF this weather aboutIs it actually fog or is it everyone’s lynx Africa!!.. ‍♂️
     
    dearnevalleyviper, Dec 28, 2024 at 10:53 PM
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    dearnevalleyviper Well-Known Member

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    Sunday schedule:
    12:00 kick off
    1pm kick off
    3pm kick off
    5pm kick off
    8pm kick off
    ... No, not footy, that's just the Missis
     
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