The reason behind our lack of transfer business

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  1. MonkeyRed

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    It's the new player recruitment policy to only sign players who sound like minor Mafioso characters in a mob movie.

    Hence Neil Farrugia and Joe Gauci.

    We've narrowed our pool.

    Striking options? Dara Costelloe is going out on loan to League One from Burnley. Seems to fit the bill so I'd imagine we're trying to do a deal.
     
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    The reason behind out lack of transfer business is that we've accumulated a large poor of players on expensive wages that aren't consistently performing, and we can't afford to buy and pay for the replacements unless someone takes some of those that we've already got.
     
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    We're also in for Johnny Tight Lips and Fingers Corleone
     
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    You know when you read the OP, did you think, 'this is clearly a serious post, but he's got it wrong, I better correct him'?
     
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    As long as they're good at shooting.
     
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    Andrew Tennant Well-Known Member

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    Obviously
     
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    Acido Tyke Well-Known Member

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    I hear Jack the hat McVittie was walking around the taarn today (without a hat on actuality lol), and he popped into the pub for a quick one.
    So there's our new defensive coach. :rolleyes:
     
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    Joe Costello from Blackburn
    J J 'Bananas' Bonanno from Naxxar Lions
     
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    In fairness, Donny Pines could easily be a mafiosa from Detroit.
     
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    MonkeyRed Well-Known Member

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    Welcome to the Family, Clem Rodrigues and Dexter 'Sweet Lips' Lembikisa.
     
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    MiserablePontyEnder Well-Known Member

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    And there was me thinking the entire tranfer budget had been spent on green "Toyota" stickers all over the dug outs.......
     
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    Juddy G Well-Known Member

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    Don Cordiego Leon ie
     
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    We could always re sign this fella

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    Diego Don CorLeoni he was poor anorl
     

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