The most B0ll0cks you've dropped in one day.

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    fatalbert Well-Known Member

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    I once dropped a massive bollock by calling a female "chap" and got a right gob full followed by similar unfortunate errors the same day, including dropping a large spanner on my mates head whilst working under a car, and then farting on him while helping him up to his feet. To top it all I missed the last bus home from my (then) lovely girlfriends house in Notton and had to walk home to Wilthorpe.
     
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    I’ve been dropping bolloks for last 25 year and I can’t see that stopping anytime soon :D:D:D
     
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    judith charmers Well-Known Member

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    Once thought I’d walk home from wakey cos I assumed I knew the way, clearly not, ended up walking towards Normanton
     
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    It's a man actually, Derek.
     
    Tyketical Masterstroke, Feb 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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    I read that as Northampton at first.
     
    Brian Mahoneys Waist, Feb 3, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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    I played in goal for Redfearns many years ago. On a Saturday we lost a league match 9-2, and I dropped my fair share of ******. Good to get those type of games out of the way and move on.

    On the Sunday we played a cup game. We lost 11 - 0. My bollok dropping record from the day before didn't last long.
     
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    Daily occurrence
     
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    A feel better now :D:D
     
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    I once closed the West Stand, forced everyone out of their seats on safety grounds despite letting press and execs sit in there, making a load of elderly fans climb a stack of stairs in the West Upper.

    Then I reopened it despite doing zero repairs to it about a fortnight later.

    Hang on, wrong account sorry.
     
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    Dropped a bollock int car a couple of times.
    Not same day mind.

    Driving home from Bumhole lane. Petrol low lamp came on. I got stuck in middle lane lorries nose to tail on inside lane. And couldn't get of at Birdwell J36 M1. So thought I'll be ok to drive to Dodworth J37 and come back down tuther side and fill up at Hoyland common. Car ground to a halt about a mile from exit. Got to garage on foot. Had to buy a petrol can. Fill it and return. :rolleyes:

    Once filled up with PETROL.at morrisons I'll let you guess the rest. Luckily I realised when I put the hose back. So i shoved the car out of the way. Cost me about £200 int end. If I remember right. :oops:
     
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    I think there's been a few dropped by BFC today.
     
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    Sent a pic of my chap, with glasses on, to what I thought was my girlfriend.
    Ten minutes later I receive a text from a customer saying "I don't think that was intended for me was it? ":oops:
     
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    I once signed a loanee keeper to replace a perfectly good one, loaned a striker to a promotion rival and replaced him with someone with 8 senior goals and who might not get a work permit and signed a full back to cover the 5 we've already got.

    Oh wait, wrong account again.
     
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