This explains things….

Apparently we missed out on Dutch striker Hammy Van Huus.

When asked about it, he said:

They wanted me at Barnsley, but I said no, no, no
Managers get the sack, the board are really cack, I’m a no show, show, show
I don’t want to join the team, but they seem really keen
They tried to make me sign for Barnsley
But I won’t go, go, go.

 

I acknowledge your *Rehab and counter with Sheriff Fatman:

Moving Up on Second Phase
With Nicholas Van what's His Face
At six foot six
And 100 goals
The undisputed King of the box
With more guile than Klaus Barbie
Master finisher of Barnsley
Just about to take the stage
The one and only - hold the front page

 

I think it was Rehab rather than Valerie.

Sheriff Fatman always worth an outing though

 

Yeah your right (on both counts)