There was a director called Mladen Who some fans call out as a bad un He brought in some players The fans say their prayers Cos some want to re-sign Nick Cadden Only a bit of fun and I was bored.
There was a director named Sormaz Whose job was to push the team forwards But his strategy stinks And the fans now need shrinks To cope with their spectating traumas
There was a young man from Darton Who thought hed found a tight un He said, oh my love It fits like a glove Said she, aye but your not in the reight un Thats it from me.
Supporting our team Barnsley Doesn’t keep us out of Harm’s way But support em we should Coz it’s in our blood Therefore we’ll all end up Barmy
There once was an investor named Jareev Whose nostrils were large an quite hairy The fans they all stared But none of them dared To tell him he looked quite scary
In the summer we signed Darrell Clarke Whose gilet and cap are his mark But the team's in a rut The transfer window's shut And the fans fear he's missing a spark! By Richard Kell - less prolific than former years, but still s41t
JAQ, you’ll never out-psych her, But the ponty end really don’t like her, ‘Cos she’s turned our shorts red, And an X/Twitter thread, Took the piss when it said ‘sIgN a StRiKeR’ To all tastes she surely won’t cater, But it isn’t all fans say they hate her, The bigger frustration Is the utilisation Of a spreadsheet with flawed player data
Last month the club joined in the hustle, To sign a big ‘nine’ with some muscle, All they got was a winger, So our goal hopes still linger, Round DKD, Phillo and Russell
