We need a Manager that will Ben Dover, when required, a man that will not Stan Still, someone who can handle a Lou Natic, or a Chris P Nutter in training, an make a decent Chris P Bacon sarnie for the lads, with a touch of Brock Lee salad, someone that will scale a Barb Dwyer fence for the cause. We dont need a Mo Lester nor a Willie stroker, or even someone to Phil McCracken, we dont need the likes of Chubby Cox or Rusty Kuntz, someone that can bring the best out of Jack Mehoff, Justin Sider, Tez Ticcles an Dick Normous, WERE ON A WINNER
Jackson Jeffrey Jackson Uncle Bulgaria Ted Bovis Mick Sterbz Rita Chakravarty Mungo Jerry Bod Desmond Tutu Don Swayze Robert Mugabe Swiss Tony Puff the magic dragon Cozy Powell The Duke of Earl Chris P Bacon Amanda Hugunkiss Brian Cant Lynne Foulds-Wood Nigel Havers Drew Peacock
Michael Spünks Eric "The Erection" Tinkler Jovo Boss Sandwich-Bruv Stiffy Biggins Tag-Team Taggart Geoff Microliquidwhereareyou