Going to the Metrodome, climbing up to the top diving board, whipping your shorts off while everyone laughs at your small nob, whip out a hammer and nail from ‘ somewhere’ nail one knacker to the diving board and jump off dangling in mid air til your ball sack eventually snaps. Pretty grim in my book but yet to try it
You missed ball retention. 101 ways to get dispossessed by stephen "stepover" Humphrys..... shocking player tells us he's not a striker but a winger wouldn't like to see him on wing either.
He'd be a lot better if he held it up rather than flicking it back to them every time. He is surrounded by utter dross though
Why the hell does he do them step overs, have never seen it come off once and still persists with it. Get a new trick lad
I usually agree with you, but I can't disagree with this anymore. He's looked awful all season 4 goals in 30+ games top of the stats for been dispossessed. Last season at wigan he got 5 goals. Heart of a pea, rarely has to wash his shirt after a game. He's another poor signing
Hangs on to the ball far too much, doesnt release when he should and when he does get the occasional chances like today, he hasn't been taking them. I'd be fine with him as a back up player on the bench though.
I can’t disagree with you at all with what you’ve put pal, I just get the impression there is a player there. Hopefully we clear out 10 or 11 in the summer and get the mood in the camp to a better level and we might see the best of him.