Here’s one from DermotO’Leary: I’ve just been to the chemist to get some anti-gloating cream. I can’t wait to rub it in.
My mate Dave bought his wife a fur coat made from 3,000 hamster skins. He took her to Blackpool last week....took him two days to get her off the big wheel
Tells the state of the BBS and how the fans are feeling when the Made Me Laugh thread is languishing on page 4… Made love to the wife for an hour and three minutes at the weekend!